THINGS I WOULD LIKELY TWITTER IF I HAD TWITTER

In reverse order of how it would appear in the real interface.



andthenyouexplode

I have made banana pancakes six out of seven mornings this week. 9:36 AM Jan 25th

UGGHHHH so much time spent on the 7. 1:11 PM Jan 25th

I need a nap. 3:36 PM Jan 25th

Podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast. 7:34 PM Jan 26th

Oh, here it is. http://jiggsandashley.podbean.com/. 8:00 PM Jan 26th

This is boring. about 22 hours ago

Only my mother would care to know how I spend every second of my day. And she doesn't know how to use the internet. about 20 hours ago

I feel unpopular. about 7 hours ago